The American Man's Field Guide to Looking, Leering And Ogling
What I've Learned So Far...
To See, Or Not To See; The American Man's Field Guide to Looking, Leering And Ogling
Last week I mentioned that men can't help looking at women, especially when a little bit of cleavage is involved. I admit that this is about as startling as saying that the sun rises in the East or that Glenn Beck is daisy-plucking, talking to imaginary hummingbirds crazy. Still, it had to be said.
Now we are going to explore ways for men to follow their natural instinct to peek without getting pepper sprayed.
To start with, try to understand that to some extent this is all mostly a matter of being polite. A woman, unlike a man, generally has a pretty good idea what she is wearing and what it looks like. And unless she was raised by wolves (female ones), you can be fairly sure that she knows about guys and cleavage.
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Mike Ball
Author of What I've Learned So Far...
Winner of the 2003 Erma Bombeck Award
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