Ask Dr. Mike - Tofurkey and Lederhosen
What I've Learned So Far...
Ask Dr. Mike - Tofurkey and Lederhosen
We haven't heard from our old friend Dr. Mike in quite a while. For new readers, Dr. Mike is an advice columnist whose main qualification for dispensing life-changing gems of wisdom is his Ph.D. in Melted Crayon Sculpture from the University of Tim Online ($29.95, two for $41.50).
Here is what we found in this week's mail bag:
Dear Dr. Mike,
My wife's cooking is a lot more enthusiastic than it is edible. In fact, after word of her "Liver-Tofurky Casserole Surprise" reached the Pentagon, she was hired as a consultant for the Army's Chemical Warfare Division.
Now she has invited my entire side of the family over to our house for a home-cooked dinner. My question is, could I be held responsible? I mean, isn't luring someone, especially a relative, into a known hazardous situation prosecutable in this state?
Signed,
Maybe I Should Cop A Plea
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Mike Ball
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