Waxing And Whining
What I've Learned So Far...
My heart, my soul, surely would be thine
If thou wouldst but wax thy bikini line.
- W. Shakespeare*
I think we can all agree that life is just not fair. We men get to walk around the beach looking like gorillas in board shorts, while women have to live in fear of showing even the tiniest hint of stubble on their legs, armpits, or the dreaded bikini line.
Now, let me just say that there are some things us guys generally prefer not to know about women, and one of the main ones would be how they deal with unwanted body hair. It’s not that we don’t sympathize or appreciate all the effort. We would just rather not hear the details. So why, you might ask, am I tackling this subject in print?
Because, ladies, I have felt your pain.
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- mike
Mike Ball
Author of What I've Learned So Far...
Winner of the 2003 Erma Bombeck Award
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