2010 - The Year In Preview
What I've Learned So Far...
2010 - The Year In Preview
OK, we've got 2009 behind us. Once again it's time for me to dust off the Ouija Board, lay out the Tarot Cards, gaze at the coffee grounds (I'm not too crazy about tea), get into the old Rum & Eggnog, and let you all in on what's going to happen in the coming year.
January: The University of Michigan football team fails to play in a bowl game for the second year in a row, after 33 straight postseason appearances. Dedicated U of M fans take up a collection to buy second-year head coach Rich Rodriguez a one-way bus ticket to West Virginia. Dedicated West Virginia University fans chip in and buy him a ticket back to Ann Arbor.
February: The 2010 Winter Olympic Games kick off in Vancouver, British Columbia. American bloggers immediately begin to criticize Michael Phelps for not winning a single gold medal. Phelps replies, "I'm sorry for letting you all down. The only excuse I have is that all of my events are in the Summer Olympics."
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Mike Ball
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